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NeverJudgeAKiller

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Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:01am

Uh. Yeah.

That's weird. I don't even have a favorite part of my body.
At Wal-Mart, they sell Enzyte on the shelf. Maybe I can conduct an experiment.

I'm going to bed now. Good morning. [waves]

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:51am

Can, too.

They just say "it". Like a clown or something.
Maybe my toes would get bigger.

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:47am

Pfft!

I won't. I doubt they work, anyway. [rolleyes]

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:44am

Pfft!

I'd rather have a reduction than die... Maybe. =/

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:31am

Pssh to you.

Suppose someone discovers a pill that works, and gets addicted to it. Then his pen0r grows to a point where he needs to have a penis-reduction or he will die. It's likely he would choose death, but it's a theory.

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:25am

Pfft to you.

Never? What if it's giving him back problems?

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:19am

Yeah, but what male is willing to reduce the size of his pen0r?

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:09am

Not really. But I figured I might as well take advantage. [shrugs]

I'll Google it. I don't see why it would exist, though.

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:01am

Yeah, I won the tickets from a Cracker Jack box.

All this has made me wonder, do they have penis-reduction surgery?

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:45am

I have lots of problems. [sad]

Not in the UK. ;)

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:39am

A huge pain. I thought maybe I could put it to good use, but the porn audition just led to an attempted murder case. I didn't go to prison because it was "an act of god."

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:26am

I have an awful time. I can only sit in a car if I sit in the back, and the passenger seat is removed.

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:23am

They have to be custom made of elastic, they break if they aren't. [sad]

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:16am

Mmhmm. All the profits go towards finding me pants that fit.

Thanks for being willing to donate to my penis. :)

Mr. Evil ~ Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07am

Yeah, that's my personal organization for penis bigness.

Cash donations are encouraged, but not required. :)

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