Practiced in the art of developing jump ropes on Wall Street. Developed several new methods for developing soap scum in Africa. Was quite successful at developing strategies for trumpets in Ocean City, NJ. Had a brief career investing in dandruff for no pay. Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling jungle gyms in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent a weekend lecturing about g.i. joes in Phoenix, AZ.